The Website is Down Episode #4: Sales Demolition (NSFW)

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  1. Mr. R says:

    The Recompute Base Encryption Key Hash Button FAQ Page is hilarious if you read it hahahah.

    # 3

    You morons have destroyed my whole network with this recompute base encryption key button!!!

    OK that's not a question! Now we know you want to give your opinion but let's stick to the format! 

    LOOOL

  2. underdog353777 says:

    Holy shit nethack

    Always eat corpses fresh! 

  3. Kaelarts says:

    "wait…what does that do?…" <–you NEVER want to hear your tech guy say this…

  4. Dadmarchis says:

    Like if you got here from the rope from CGP Grey's video about Daylight Savings Time.

  5. Garry S says:

    Suck Tech Single Sign On. lol 

  6. TrueBlueAustralian says:

    ohh a video of my life..

  7. Snoop Doge says:

    Once a World of Warcraft server went down for maintenance. Safe to say I trashed my mothers basement and complained to /r/theredpill about it.

  8. cerealcow says:

    They're all admin accounts? Jesus christ…

  9. Chris Hunt says:

    The best one yet.  Painful to watch!  So very awesome.

  10. Carlo Nuque says:

    what is he playing??? that game iwanna know!

  11. ttownhornet says:

    Data Center Gangster!

  12. ttownhornet says:

    Please read the Single Sign On page,the options are hilarious! Central Authentication Fumbler and Starship Enterprise Sign On Engine, wow. Very well done indeed.

  13. Fisherman Joe says:

    Whats going on , i came here from CGP grey and i no have clue whats going on

  14. Laura Wynn says:

    Love this video!  So true!

  15. Malovon says:

    "Problem is User."
    Haha!

  16. BladeLigerV says:

    The infuriating life if the IT dude

  17. Molandria says:

    This sounds like Manhood Academy

  18. Skippy the Magnificent says:

    8:34. Same as my reaction to this whole video.

  19. slitor says:

    "Fucking datacenter ganster"

  20. AntiFed1791 says:

    This BOH is way to fucking nice.  The original BOH was an I.T. Jujitsu master.

  21. Fasnic says:

    Love the Single Sign on app categories that he checks for username change.

    'Smart Ass card'
    'Starship Enterprise Sign on Engine'

  22. Turgle Bopper says:

    "I'm coming by your office with an AK-47 to discuss your software."
    My god, if only FAQ's were actually this trolly!

  23. Turgle Bopper says:

    How did Chip forget his password was the letter A?

  24. tetekofa says:

    TROLTECH hahahahaaaaaaaahahaha

  25. Jeff Norris says:

    Your videos help me explain my life to people. Thanks 😉

  26. TickleMeShlomo says:

    AW YEAH i want a twin turbo processor.

  27. Elvin Koay says:

    what game is he playing

  28. Emil Sørensen says:

    This. Is. Awesome.

    For the record, everyone, please be nice to people whose job is to help you. Their job doesn't get easier just because you yell at them.

  29. Mr1987Joe says:

    "…Dude, you know what I just realized?"
    "What?"
    "This is not my fucking problem."

    LMAO!

  30. warlockd says:

    A sysadmin is like a waiter. He gets paid piss and can still spit in your food.

  31. Anthony Prelorentzos says:

    Died at intel core i9

  32. Tweegyblink says:

    This is legit!

  33. Brad Strong says:

    "Yeah its still fucked-up."

  34. Jeff Courtney says:

    Straight out of the day job. lol.

  35. Hove 201 says:

    How the hell you think I made it 30 years in IT? lol

  36. francobobfred says:

    Why couldnt Nancy use her old username for the VPN until the presentation finished…and then change the username??

  37. VooDoo says:

    Man, please… We NEED MORE OF THIS!

  38. RezaQin says:

    I love this one.

  39. Dawn Bringer says:

    How did you get this job? I want one like it.

  40. BigD Travels says:

    Still watching in 2016

  41. KyleCrafty says:

    This sounds like the worst job

  42. Thomas Kaldahl says:

    Whos here from CGPGray

  43. JGR says:

    AD, Microsoft, Unix, the parking garage… I lose it every time

  44. Spencer Abril says:

    Can someone explain what I'm watching?

  45. Nathan Moss says:

    was that "passwordchanger" distro i saw??? lol i use that for work from time to time too.

  46. Travis Ark says:

    to the swamp? in azeroth????? a lost it

  47. RuRo says:

    Did he switch his own PC off too?

  48. bunchofpenguins says:

    I love that he tried to be honest about it. It's not his fault the users are all morons. 🙂

  49. Marcus Cowles says:

    So much genius.

  50. MrEugeneMosesKalashnikov says:

    No joke, I actually know someone who's voice sounds exactly like Nancy's and everytime she talks I think, "Your brats are here" lol.

  51. Bio Hazard says:

    Why did CGP Grey send me here?

  52. Michael McMillan says:

    Extremely well made! Must have seen this video so many times.

  53. Cursed Lemon says:

    "Fuckin' data center gangster"

  54. Jason says:

    never gets old

  55. Сергей Филиппов | Vertex says:

    Самые эффективные методы увеличения продаж смотрите на нашем канале. https://www.youtube.com/user/Salestrening

  56. ZXRulezzz says:

    This just doesn't get old, eveytime I come back to it I notice some more subtle details 🙂
    "kybrd hs n vwls"
    And I lost my shit… again 😀

  57. CMDR John Crichton says:

    I love it when he finally made it to the critical moment of "Fuck it".

  58. Skydiving Squid says:

    As an IT, I can feel my blood pressure rising.

  59. Sno_Daddy says:

    KILL ME

  60. How To Deal With Linux says:

    Come on CGP…
    i was expecting a valid reason to commit suicide.

    Disappointed.

  61. Barns Nobles says:

    LMAO!!! effing hilarious!!!

  62. russianvoodoo says:

    All this episodes are played so well.

  63. russianvoodoo says:

    Fake virus attack. OH MY GOD! This is crazy funny, guys.

  64. Joyousmicor [ΑΓΑΙΝ ΦAΚES] says:

    Can you please make Episode #5?

  65. The Nightmare says:

    LOL at 69,000 urgent tickets, and zero of any other category. Everyone thinks their shit is super important. Sales reps are the worst.

  66. Cryptoxic Gaming says:

    Now in 2017, the Intel Core i9 is finally released. Well done Intel.

  67. David C says:

    9:41…Intel Core i9….HE KNEW THE FUTURE

  68. l4kkyl33 says:

    CORE I9 PREDICTED!!!

  69. ke.ux says:

    This is a highly accurate depiction of enterprise software in the early 2000's. It's just as bad now

  70. Nathaniel Larkin says:

    Who's that talking at 6:09? There's literally a 5th voice

  71. Schule04 says:

    The website shown here actually exists

  72. Wildcatbeer says:

    More!!

  73. Turkish Russian says:

    johnson johnson

  74. Ancient Apparition says:

    🎶 CHANGE THE PASSWORD CHANGE THE PASSWORD 🎶

  75. Hi!Score says:

    damn you, cgp grey!

  76. flow in says:

    global standard in cominicitation. troll tech ineed

  77. Joyousmicor [ΑΓΑΙΝ ΦAΚES] says:

    Everyone at Plastroltech have a ThinkPad T400.))

  78. Joyousmicor [ΑΓΑΙΝ ΦAΚES] says:

    Behind the scenes, please.

  79. webduelist says:

    "Please make my user name………… nancyjeaninejohnsonjohnson" "HR assured me you could make this change without any problem"

  80. Justin Walker says:

    Will there ever be another episode or is this the last one?

  81. Frosty. says:

    i wonder if he is actually that fast with stuff.. i feel like he can't be

  82. Eugeniu Tricolici says:

    At 9:48 they certainly nailed the Intel Core i9 name prediction and almost the prediction of the base frequency for the top i9 single core perfomance. Core i9-7900X has 3.3 Ghz = 3300 Mhz, close enough. That shows how much attention they put on the details.

  83. NightShadow says:

    following derrick's perspective is way more fun than chip

  84. Llanfabon says:

    I showed this to my boss and he was LOLing so badly

  85. coinhub says:

    fucking chip. always fucking shit up

  86. David says:

    1:19 Open Tickets: 69,105. Extremely Urgent: 69,105. Urgent: 0. Standard: 0.

  87. Floris Fiedeldij Dop says:

    Love this stuff

  88. ꧁Mike Sully꧂ says:

    lol tfw you accidentally shut down a server or do something accidentally and it takes the whole enterprise down.

    i once wanted to log into a Windows Server, we had a keyboard plugged into it so I went up and pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL. it didn't work so I did it again. I checked the keyboard and it was actually plugged into our web proxy (supplies Internet access to all users) – it is linux based so CTRL+ALT+DEL restarted it. 15 mins with no Internet for all users 😀

  89. Ethan M says:

    The i9 is actually a real processor now 🙂

  90. Spider Man says:

    "I thought I was on mute." 🔇

  91. 88Sauce says:

    Intel Core i9.
    Accurate for 2019.

  92. The other John Smith says:

    I'm here in 2019 to tell you, that Core i9, you know from the outro, has become a reality.
    I'll go back to 2052 now, bye.

  93. Rodion Grinberg says:

    Lol core i9 in 2019: exists

  94. netfan says:

    Recomputing hash.
    This may take forever.

  95. Michael Moore says:

    10 years later and I'm STILL noticing little details in this video, like how one of the usernames is typoed: DaivdR

  96. TenderDeer says:

    core i9

  97. Chris Witmer says:

    What I find really funny was Chip forgot his one letter password from before.

  98. Anirudh Rowjee says:

    BATHROOM ACCESS USERNAME 😂😂😂😂

  99. hot nerd says:

    Secure Network Communications (ROFL)

  100. Exildur says:

    if you go to sucktech.com now its a funny placeholder site. wish they kept the original from this video. kept pausing to read the text, so funny lol

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