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Hi! Are you interested, in the PewDiePie channel? Biggest channel, on YouTube! Much Better, than Jackspedicy- d *poods having editing error* Just ask this random person! ♪ HeRe I am HerE i am How dO u Do? ♪ See? *laugh* Subscribe today, for FREE! You can become, a BRO! For… for this price! Why do I feel like Marina Joyce…. We’re gonna go through… Some commercials… I know. Great idea. I’ve looked for the worst, and weirdest commercials on the internet I thought we’d check them out to see uh… How bad can it be? How can it be?I think we all watched… Just some random.. the-ones-you-call-in commercials… During that place, during the day You have nothing to do, you’re just sitting at home There is nothing to watch on television And you’re just watching this fucking thing on TV and they are trying to sell you some shitty product And you are like ” I don’t know why i’m watching this, but i’m watching it and you know what, it’s actually kind of entertaining “I’m not gonna bu– YOU KNOW WHAT? I might even buy that shit!” And you buy it and use it once and the rest is history. Well, those kind of commercials we’re going to check out today so “HeRe We Go!” as I always say. “Millions of women like yourself suffer from–” Just like me thank you for–uh not excluding… THE MEN! “a poor night’s rest.” “sleeping on your side without proper” “breasts support…” *ZOOM ON BOOBS* “…can be a major culprit” I will say yes, actually, it is a– it is a big problem for me to sleep on the side for My breasts… uh… as a man, thank you. “Introducing KUSH” *Reggae Music plays* Introducing weed… no? “The comfortable nighttime companion” “anatomically (what is it?) contoured to gently support and cushion the w-” She just happened to have that little bag right there? “weight of a woman’s breasts, Kush maintains a more natural sh–” *Reggae Music starts again* OOOOOOOOOOHH *Reggae Music continues* “OHH!” “and no garments needed!” “The slip resist-” *chuckles* How did you not see what was wrong with this? Sticking a long object between your tits How did you– Did no one just think, “Hey, maybe… “just maybe that’s like… “it looks a little weird?” “[slip-resistant] surface helps keep KUSH in place, even as you roll from side-to-side!” PEWDS: “Wow.” “KUSH offers comfort and proper spine alignment for side-sleepers. “pregnant women, nursing mothers “and post-operative recovery…” I want to ask right now, it’s a little awkward question but–uhh– if you have a C-cup or larger is this a problem? is this a problem?? I’m genuinely curious uhh as a D-cup *oops* I-I mean as a B-cup! I don’t… I don’t know what to say Holy shit… Aww I guess they went out of business! NO! NOOOO! Not KUSH Support! GOD damn it! “Over 100 years we’ve been” “scrunching and folding toilet paper” A hundred years, guys! We’ve been wiping our ass with toilet paper “finally there’s a better way” *claps* YES “Comfort Wipe!” “the sanitary paper extension arm and holder” “the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it” “since the 1880’s” “it e–” The first improvement since the 1880s What happened in the 1880’s? “Extend to reach a full 18-inches–” LOOK HOW LONG IT CAN EXTEND if you have your…. “It’s as easy to use as a shower brush!” Ugh, that’s disgusting dude. Why you— you’re not gonna use it as a shower brush “Pop on the toilet tissue and when through” “just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet” OH MY GAHD “Think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting!” I have never thought about that. Danny, have you thought of— EMMA, have you thought about that? How chaotic and disgusting *unintelligible sounds* It is actually she does make a point Like it is kind of gross have how–how near your hand is to your anus but I mean you do… you do wash your hands afterwards you– you do.. do that Do you?? *always wash your hands, kids* “That’s right!” “Never touch another dirty toilet tissue” (Yep) “Bein’ a big guy certainly has its advantages… and its disadvantages…” Ugh, dude, no. Wha–what did you say? “BeIn’ A bIg GuY cErTaInLy HaS iTs AdVaNtAgEs… …AnD iTs DiSaDvAnTaGeS.” *disgusted pewds* “Comfort Wipe!” Dafu— “the solitary paper extension arm and holder” “the first improvement to–” WHO WANTS TO STICK THAT UP THEIR ASS? Raise your hand *points to Danny* *sIlence* I think I got like, the budget budget version of this.. Oh, I got the–the “the standard bottom wiper” I guess we didn’t get the “the deluxe one” but whatever we’ll… *burp* We’ll try it. We’ll try, see if it’s good… it could be good! Could be good! You gotta remain optimistic this is an anatomically designed Oh, That’s strong. Its strong like a Swedish man… Oh Don’t wanna break it Alright so, I have some…ah…toilet paper Uhh So let’s… I guess I guess I have to wipe my ass? I mean… that was the point, wasn’t it? to wipe your ass Okay so… Don’t look, don’t look Danny, don’t look. Alright, Danny Go crazy *proceeds to wipe ass* it’s a little.. it’s a little hard but… *RIP PewDiePie Channel* Drank a lot of water, I really have to go people are waiting to tee off and there’s no restroom out here *awful squidward impression* I drank a lot of water and now many echo echo room and shit man “Don’t worry, I’ve got the perfect gift” “for you..” A gift? Oh, it’s free… “Introducing the UroClub the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief” “Created by a board-certified urologist..” UH uh…. What? A board-cer….A board-certified?? “created by a board-certified urologist..” A urologist is a physician who has specialized knowledge and skill regarding problems of male and female urinary tract Well, if that’s your specialty then I understand your boredom.. I real…I really do “but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself” Ughh my god “the URO club goes with the special towel to keep your privacy” *The Rock’s theme plays* Well, the real question is… Can you swing it? You know Can you swing that club after you dipped it in pi– Does it add, you know.. Does it, will it cover my hook? You know, I’ve been having cooking a lot Will it fix that problem? “arry, leak-proof easy to clean” “And no more embarrassing moments in the bu…” JUST PEE IN THE BUSH? JUST PEE IN THE BUSH YOU’RE PEEING IN A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD A BUSH?! “bush… Dramatically improve your golf scores for only $49.95…” How? How will that dramatically increase my golf score Please… please, specify what the fuck you’re talking about… “The URO club!” “The only Club in your bag” “guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!” *What the fuck did I just watch?* *frustrated sigh* If you are a guy… you don’t have this problem because you–you could just pee in the bush… you could just be in the bush You just go off and then you fuck off in the bush… And if you’re at a nice golf course they will have bathrooms they will have bathrooms just go at those.. Thank you Where did I park my car? Oh no Man, finer actors.. You really have to look for where…. Ah, where did I park my car? I am in agony unsufferable pain because where d– where did I park my car? “Now there’s an easy way to remember everything” “it’s called My Lil’ Reminder” “a digital voice recorder that records without tape” Blue Section, Row 18 then reminds you later Blue Section, Row 18 *laughs* “Or slip one on your key ring and you’ll remember everything” That’s left on main street then go to two miles at right… “So easy e–” Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro… See he’s like, Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro… left on main street and go two miles at right… A note a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper… a piece of… a piece of paper have you heard of it?? a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper… “What do all women look at when buying jeans?” Oh my god you know this is gonna be good “What do all women look at when buying jeans?” “That’s right!” “Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms” “Imagine being able to reshape your backside” “and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty” WHOA “instantly!” WHOA “It’s here” “Hollywood’s hottest new trendsetter, (NO WAY, WTF) BOOTY POP!” “Just like padded bra enhances…” “Booty Pop! Panties (BOOTY POP! *claps*) are now revolutionizing women’s undergarments” BOOOOTY POP Where did we go wrong? “Boost your bottom and jeans,” “shorts dresses and more!” “Introducing Wobble Wag Giggle ball” WOGGLE WAG GIBBLE “an interactive ball that makes the most hilarious sounds” Hilarious! “For just $14.99!” Edgar, Edgar… Here it is… he’s looking at it Oh my god it’s crazy I never heard him a “to make this the funnest deal on TV we’ll double it for free!” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH “you can get two wobble wag (TWOOOO *claps*) for a low price for just..” Edgar, Edgar… Do you see this shit?? you’re not going to be an annoying asshole anymore… You’re fucking asshole. I hate you shut the fuck up. Here it is… The–the wiggle, the wiggle ball he’s looking at it Wobble wag giggle *pug intermission* Oh my god, he’s crazy. I never heard him make these sounds What the fuck is happening with the stuff *pug intermission* Great, that’s great. Okay, alright. Enough with the Wiggle ball.. That’s right, good… That’s right. *EDGAR SMOL BORKS* Oh, enough with the– Enough with the wiggle ball *EDGAR SMOL BORKS* You had enough with the– *EDGAR SMOL BORKS* NO You don’t control me Byyyeeeeeeeeee “You can get two wobble wag giggle balls” “for one low price of just $14.99” “It’s the problem in the marriage bed” “that no one likes to talk about” “maybe that’s why they call it…” “Silent but deadly” WHAT?! “well now there’s a real solution to a very real problem…” “Introducing, The better marriage blanket” yeah no I imagine you know the number one reason for divorces the number one cost is farting underneath the bed iiiii divorced Frank because that fucking asshole kept farting over 100 million Americans speak guns in their own what home backup protection bed sign shotgun Oh 1 million Americans keep dungeons for protection the Second Amendment to the Constitution guarantees all Americans the where their arms but these arms must be accessible if that’s a product than one is that the product you’ve got at your bedside and is easily hidden by blankets and sheets the patented backup device clients easily that’s a terrible idea gun in a nightstand there is a solution the patent pending gun vet holy shit there is a solution the patent can make it a shit boy I bet is quite possibly the biggest breakthrough in home defense since the invention of the firearm hell yeah and expensive introducing zooming but there are very high power binocular oh yeah like sunglasses don’t look cool three hundred percent met three hundred holding heavy monoculars is tiring on your arms and heavy on your neck but zumiez binoculars yes look I call ever get you even have them on yes my why buy a big screen daily when you can just get to zumiez the zoomies let’s try out the zoomies I’m excited for this one the whole packaging really screams quality up fuck did they say three hundred percent magnification is three hundred percent magnifications here’s that’s four hundred percent did I get the better version or four hundred percent Well, those kind of commercials we’re going to check out today How did you– Where do we go wrong as a species? “Now you can have that super sexy booty just like the celebrities” “to make this the funnest deal on TV we’ll double it for free!” OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH “you can get two wobble wag (TWOOOO *claps*) for a low price for just..” Do you see this shit?? you’re not going to be an annoying asshole anymore… You’re fucking asshole. I hate you shut the fuck up. The–the wiggle, the wiggle ball Wobble Wag Giggle

100 Replies to “THE NEW GOOGLE GLASSES ARE AMAZING! ! !”

  1. DankWeeaboo Gamer says:

    Just, the first ad, not even 1 minute in and pewdie pie makes me laugh

  2. DankWeeaboo Gamer says:

    Just, the first ad, not even 1 minute in and pewdie pie makes me laugh

  3. Fire girl Lps says:

    My grandpas dog actually had the giggle ball thing and fucking loved it

  4. Nearly Infinity says:

    7:14 i didn't know felix went to performing arts school

  5. Nearly Infinity says:

    I think felix meant become a bro for the low low price of £420.69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Chloe Chappell says:

    Enough of the wiggle ball! Cx

  7. Tim van Gerwen says:

    Just casually burps like Rick Sanchez 4:32

  8. v a p o r says:

    he was so edgy ….

  9. Reno Tech Tips says:

    Pewdiepie has become linus tech tips with his thumbnails

  10. Reno Tech Tips says:

    Also jack copied pewds with the comfor wipe

  11. Shane Anderies says:

    Holy shot I actually have that weird noise makin dog ball

    My dog didn’t really like it and it’s been floating in my back yard ever since

  12. Shovel Face says:

    YouTube recommendations are weird!

  13. GassyPZ says:

    YOU HAVE SOCKS AND SANDEEEEEEEEELS

  14. Nora G. says:

    i wonder what marzia thought of this video.

  15. Panda Boy 2.0 says:

    5:57 Forbidden water bottle

  16. nyacaosou says:

    If you do happen to have a C-cup or larger then yes, it is a problem, why do think I still sleep with a teddybear? It's just so much more comfortable

  17. Itz_Just_Goat says:

    thank you youtube

  18. Funtastication says:

    liil

  19. Alanna Faith says:

    Why does the guys at 11:12 look like a younger version of Putin?

  20. 『Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap』 says:

    4:15 i raised my hand

  21. Mr_BigForehead says:

    Edgar is fucking adorable

  22. Jeremiah Lam says:

    Anyone else feel like youtube is recommending older videos for no reason

  23. Kineab Melkamu says:

    The dark ages of youtube

  24. Pashgetti says:

    Can we get this room again?

  25. Jahya Mack says:

    You still have to touch the toilet paper!

  26. B.I.b LHG says:

    Do not reccomend seeing this while eating

  27. R says:

    Youtube has killed off so many creators that it keeps taking us back to older videos lol

  28. khay-kun says:

    Please do more of these, they are really funny

  29. Aduddus says:

    Pewds wasn't getting ads so he made them lmaoo

  30. Alana BananaCanada says:

    Why not just use a big fat penis instead of the kush

  31. Sheb David says:

    did you mean "googles" xd

  32. Emerald Rail says:

    9:49 how can you resist that face

  33. Trevion Butts says:

    My dad has like four guns in his closet

  34. Gru says:

    Everybody gangsta till the bed gives your hostage a gun

  35. Mr Craandijk says:

    5:11 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  36. Rockystone says:

    2:00 I have the weirdest boner right now…

  37. Mr Lemon says:

    2:52
    Fillipinos : we just need water and my hands remove the SHIT we don't need tissues, tissues are PUSS

  38. Jun Uchiha says:

    11:26 ok zomies

  39. Eduardo Cardoso says:

    a mais jsnwhe jeiwjw jwjwksj

  40. Esterly Birch says:

    Just maybe that is NOT OK

  41. Leon LJ says:

    12:15
    Thank me later

  42. Thomas Vicanek-Santaguida says:

    now this is comeddy

  43. Trounce says:

    When Felix was PewDiePie

  44. snack man says:

    DANNY DON'T LOOK

  45. Ahikhe says:

    I got a s9 and i cant download your game. Also live in the Netherlands. Heard someone say it might be because of that? not sure.

  46. DTH_sneakie th23 says:

    why the first one, just why.

  47. Frasse brasse Icakasse says:

    11:25 ok zoomer

  48. Junior Karsten says:

    10:15

    Do you guys think he has this problem
    And who do think is the prime suspect between him and marzia. (Btw I'm kinda dumb thus I don't know if I spelled her name right😂😂🙆)

  49. the elite says:

    Why does Kush sound like the thing a Jamaican guy uses to get high?

  50. Gage Moon says:

    Copying dope or nope

  51. RunWay says:

    dont look dont look. points camera down

  52. James McHugh says:

    Lol

  53. Z06M6B613 says:

    An ogbesian!!!!!

  54. Wendigo Ghoulbourne says:

    You look lik a joo

  55. Martin Mcbryan says:

    My brother has zoomies

  56. lilfetus says:

    9:43 the fuck was that

  57. Onion Candy says:

    This is hilarious

  58. PandaGaming 200 says:

    Don't worry guys he always says 3. ⁹⁹ CENT

  59. Ben Dover says:

    I have one of thoes balls my dog wants to kill it

  60. AllGamer HD says:

    Asking a random dude about sweden?

    Random dude:Isent pewdiepie from there?
    Everyone else:Bruh

  61. Acosta Films says:

    ZOOMIES

  62. It’s cash Peterson Peterson says:

    Look at him he’s grown up so much

  63. SpectralBacon says:

    The lil' reminder looks genuinely useful in the pre-smartphone era.

  64. Synnøve says:

    bruh this just got recommended to me.
    I guess I'll watch it again years later lol

  65. Dread Shock says:

    Pewds:Much better than jackspedespes
    Years later
    "Becomes best feiends with jack"

  66. Hey Guys says:

    What if the comfort swipe stucks in your butt

  67. Arindom says:

    You recommended me in the end of the year

  68. JudoChamp06 says:

    8:31 imagine trying to slap your girls ass and you feel a bump

  69. TurtleKake ٠ says:

    i know someone who has a wobble wiggle lol

  70. NemoPlayzGamesYT says:

    I have the wooble wag giggle ball AND MY DOG HATES IT SO MUCH.

  71. Andrew Evans says:

    Don’t cuss

  72. king of improvisation says:

    0:05 well……..

  73. Jack Guitarist says:

    Was that a fucking Jackicolas septicage?

  74. Jz_Sterben06 says:

    12:24 why do i see a minion? in my pewdiepie? no u

  75. Ryan Doyle says:

    The thick girl commercial though.. I just got my rush!

  76. Auzzie god says:

    I’ve seen the wubble wag giga ball before it sounds like a Pokémon move pikachu use wubble wag giga ball

  77. josh says:

    before this video i got a weird as fucking singing ad about a mazda

  78. Ne3me Chrive says:

    Plot twist : pewds was sponsored by those products

  79. arc night says:

    YouTube:demonitizes the tidepod meme review episode,does not demonitize this one🤣

  80. Kingkongsbigtoe says:

    Well I just got clickbaited

  81. Moaz adnan says:

    Best pewdiepie ever, god i miss him

  82. Im dying help says:

    I think google glasses are made for Asians

  83. Fire Destroyer says:

    E

  84. Olly 01 says:

    Dosen,t know that it is the day that he lost number one

  85. Maximillian 169 says:

    How does he have a ass if he has no legs

  86. easycrafts 1 says:

    dddiiisssggguuussstttaannnggg

  87. Vien PH II says:

    Maybe Googles Felix

  88. Esah Khan says:

    Kush is perverted

  89. Shinshun Mayt says:

    I have that ball for my DOG!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  90. Amal George says:

    Introducing Kush😂

  91. mike ocklong says:

    most subscribed youtuber… not anymore

  92. Elias Alcantara says:

    Imagine some google glasses or vr glasses that you can play video games on with your ps4 controller.

  93. Amy Phelps says:

    Awwww Edgar!

  94. Sarah sendelbach says:

    My dog has that toy and he put 3 holes in it 😂

  95. Kaydence •_• says:

    I wonder how many of these came from America

  96. Lost Destroyer says:

    Anyone realize the guy looming for his car in his car

  97. Chloe meme says:

    2:36 it's a problem

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